The morning program started, as it always did, with some soft jizz music.
“Good morning, ladies and gentlemen and other, sentients and semi-sentients, old, young, and everyone in between, and welcome to another morning with me, Fugaruns T’ed, on A Forest Reflection. Another day here on Obroas-Skai. You know, I always tell visitors we’re the most beautiful planet in the Republic. And you know what? After a few days they begin to see it too. And now I’m happy to be sharing some select news items with you.”
“Another victory from our sentients fighting across the planet. Reports are flooding in from the frontlines that another Crusader General has been taken down. My mother always used to say to me that problems are solved by talking, but should it ever rise to a disagreement you gotta do what you gotta do. Let’s keep doing what we gotta do, everyone.
In other news, how safe is your basement from bombardment? The defense shield Republic forces put together for us protects, but every once in a while a shot gets through. We consult with our experts so you can ensure that your family is safe tonight. And that - is A Forest Reflection”